|- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)|
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
Day 9: My manager still hasn’t noticed
adventures as mom lalonde
when an entire fandom mischaracterizes a character and everyone goes along with it
disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
It would make me really happy if you pick me up a seashell as a souvenir.
"Breastfeeding is wrong!!"
"Forcing a sexual appendage into a baby’s mouth is horrible!!"
"Ewww you can’t do that in public!!"