sweetsweetsweetie:

pizzeria au

geoff is a pizza whisperer

elixaro:

ahmogar:

someone who doesnt watch achievement hunter, explain whats going on here. 

HOT TWINK about to get GANGBANGED by TWO HOT DADS a HOODED PUERTO RICAN and MICHAEL JONES

elixaro:

ahmogar:

someone who doesnt watch achievement hunter, explain whats going on here. 

HOT TWINK about to get GANGBANGED by TWO HOT DADS a HOODED PUERTO RICAN and MICHAEL JONES

framewxrk:

I am the luckiest girl on earth, oh my god

framewxrk:

I am the luckiest girl on earth, oh my god

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

image

Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

raptamaiko:

dammitammit:

People like this are the reason aliens don’t talk to us

nobody’s ever killed someone in the name of Aquaman though… I’ma stick with my comics. The less mentally ill source of fiction

raptamaiko:

dammitammit:

People like this are the reason aliens don’t talk to us

nobody’s ever killed someone in the name of Aquaman though… I’ma stick with my comics. The less mentally ill source of fiction

teamhellnope:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"how are you doing in school?"

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.